Place : Rivervale Mall Foodcourt
Time : 7.30 pm
Main Characters : Mum, Daughter and the plate of sotong
Daughter : Ma, eat some sotong
Mom : Dai bo dai (Hard or not?)
Daughter : Bo dai la (Not hard la), you eat ..
Daughter proceeds to kiap 1 piece of sotong to place on mom's bowl of rice
Mom tried to take a small bite of the sotong, but she couldn't bite, hence she put the whole thing into her mouth, BUT she couldn't bite again and she spit it out onto her bowl ..
Thinking the daughter didn't see this whole process, she dipped THAT piece of sotong onto the chilli sauce and tried to coat the whole thing with the sauce, then she proceeded to put THAT piece of sotong onto her daughter's bowl and ask her to eat .. she pretended that THAT sotong wasn't in her mouth at all .. she pretended that she only tried to take a teeny weeny bite of THAT sotong nia ..
But alas! The daughter saw! And she no choice .. gotto give her mother face cos got another friend there who saw the whole process .. and so .. she had to eat THAT piece of sotong with at least 3 spoonfuls of rice .. wahahahahah !! The daughter and friend were trying hard to contain their laughter ..
Morale of the story is : If you know your mother can't bite hard stuffs, dun try to be nice by asking her eat sotong! You'll be the one to suffer in the end! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! But anyway, nevermind la .. she's your mother ma .. saliver only mah ... kekekekekeke
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