Yesterday worked till quite late then me and smelly wanted to go 85 to eat. Somewhere near the Tanah Merah MRT there, we stopped at the traffic light. Then when it turned green, naturally everyone started moving off right? Luckily I was not riding too fast, cos out of nowhere, this stupid PRC bitch appeared on her freaking bicycle! Wah lan eh, lucky my emergency braking skills good ah, if not sure knock into her. And more luckily is the cars behind were not going too fast either, if not sure bang into us also. Bang into me still nevermind, but cannot bring harm to my smelly ah. She damn nah bey lo .. think she's in bloody china ah? Cycle as and when and where as she likes ah? Farked up lo, go back china to cycle lah! Go to your bloody country side to cycle lah! Dun fucking 害人害己 lo. KNN, wanna taint my perfect riding record man. Damn the tu-lan lo. Angry!
Anyway, while eating at 95, smelly did something very sweet. Smelly asked when can hug me to sleep, so I said "When you send me invitation card lo" Then smelly dug into my bag for a pen and drawn in my diary a invitation card. hahaha .. with such a sweet gesture, how to resist right? mmm .. but dar dar .. hug my ass lo .. you always so fast in lalaland .. also never hug liao lo ..
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